Trevor is 26-years old. He went to Chapman University where he majored in Business, Marketing and Entrepreneurship. Trevor enjoys surfing, skiing and beating his little brother at anything. Trevor lives in Santa Monica, CA.
Noah is 22-years old. He went to Chapman University where he majored in Creative Writing and Television. Noah enjoys surfing, golfing and annoying Trevor. Noah lives in Santa Monica, CA.
Meet the Team
There is no way to put into words the absolute DELIGHT that is Janice. She's also a total jokester. How many times have we heard her say: "I hate this place. I would rather set myself on fire than work here another
WILLIAM WILLIAMSON IVXX
Director of Operations
William is our Director of Operations. We’re not exactly sure what a “Director of Operations” does, but William assures us he is doing an “exemplary” job.
Billy usually does a good job in sales. Lately Billy has been bad. He knows what he did.
Billy bit Gary. Gary is a good boy. We made him our Director of Sales so he wouldn’t sue us.
Director, Human Resources
Henry is tough. He doesn’t believe in casual Fridays. We like having people with big personalities around the office, but moral has suffered due to the regular beheadings for tardiness.
Louie or “Louie Louie” is a total hoot. Whenever you’re feeling down he’s always there to crack a joke or just have a beer with you. Sure, he might try to lure you into his swamp now and again but that just comes with the territory! Louie has yet to kill anyone at the office (that we know of).
VP, Worldwide Operations
With his quick wit and sharp analytical mind, Theodore is utterly irreplaceable. He is constantly fielding offers from the likes of NASA, Google, Apple and others. Sorry ladies, he’s taken.
Frances approaches every complaint with the same amount of care and patience. He is steady as a rock. In fact, he hasn’t left the office in 4 months. True dedication!
This is a horse.
Paper Product Integration
Wallace is a pro. No matter how big the job, Wallace gets it done on time and under budget. Every employee could learn a thing or two from Wallace’s no-nonsense approach.
Ricky is very good at adding up numbers. Except the number 7. He has trouble with that number.
HERB A.K.A. "DJ DADDY BEATZ"
Whenever things start to get a little stressful we can always count on Herb to get the office jumping with his fat beats. No one knows how to blast those fat bass slapping bangers quite like DJ Daddy Beatz. As he always says, “the party don’t stop ‘till I need a nap.”
Steve is our lawyer.